Who said what?

We say some crazy things. Wanna guess who said what? Do you and your significant other say ridiculous things? Do I just think these are hilarious?

"You have fun at the gym. I'm going to eat these pancakes."

"The Beib's is in town, I'll have to leave really early."
"I hate fiber."

"Where's my goodbye donut?"

"Do bee's fertilize flowers with their stingers?"

"I much prefer you to the couch. You're squishy, warm, and think it's cute when I fart."

"Yeah, I hate it when I'm walking on the treadmill and feel the fat moving."
"I call that making the fat cry."

"I'm going to make you a shirt with a cow on it that says moomoo. People will think that it's referring to the cow, not my sweet nickname for you."